Fever dreams in the living room
My wife went out with friends for coffee last night and my son was out with friends. Imagine it! Two or three hours of video games or picking my nose and farting (in the middle of the week!) were opening out before me, a vast ocean of relaxation and being lazy.
So of course, I sat down in the living room comfy chair and fell asleep.
Instead of relaxing in the Borderlands and blowing up bad guys. Instead of baking a cake or watching a movie. I dreamed that I was working as a comedian on a cruise ship and Jerry Seinfeld was berating me for fucking up.
And I got a terrible crick in my neck.
What the hell! Betrayed by my dad ability to fall asleep instantly anywhere!
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